So, as part of this new blog set up I have vowed to document all the randomness of a certain two year old in our house - and the randomness of his little brother soon enough!
This morning we were all sitting at the table eating breakfast this morning when this conversation occurs:
Liam: Mommy, Veggie Tales have two butts.
Me: What?
Liam: Veggie Tales have two butts. (He then proceeds to lift up LarryBoy and Larry and show me their 'butts")
Me: Ahh, ok.
I'd love to say that randomness like this is rare, but in fact it is a daily addition to our lives, and it makes the days a little brighter. =)
In the past we have had the following two conversations which I think illustrate what a character this kid is to live with.
Story #1:
A few weeks ago we were all sitting on the floor after dinner playing and listening to music:
Me: Liam, who is that? (pointing to Euan)
Liam: That's Euan!
Me: Who is this? (pointing to Liam)
Liam: That's Liam!
Me: Who's that guy? (pointing to Sam)
Liam: That's Daddy!
Me: What's Daddy's real name?
Liam: Sam!
Sam: Who's that? (pointing to me)
Liam: That's Mommy!
Sam: What's Mommy's real name?
Liam: (without missing a beat) Oh Jesus!
Apparently I say "oh Jesus" a little too often, which I am now trying to correct. But, trust me, some days I want to say a whole lot worse than "oh Jesus!".
Story #2:
So, this one needs a little back story - a few weeks ago Liam told Sam that the ceiling fan talks to him. We were wondering if this was ghosts or spirits of some sort since he says it happens at night. So, the next night after dinner I get it my head to ask Liam about this talking ceiling fan.
Me: Hey Liam, does the ceiling fan talk to you?
Liam: Yes
Me: What does it say?
Liam: (looking up at the ceiling fan in the living room and making a circular motion with his arm) It says, "go around and around".
Now, at this point I know he is messing with us, but I carry on with the conversation.
Me: What else does it say?
Liam: It says, "Yogurt bites."
Now, for those of you who don't have small children, Gerber makes these freeze dried yogurt things that are called yogurt bites. Euan loves them and so does Liam, but Liam only gets one since he would sit and eat a whole bag if you let him. So, basically he was trying to get us to give him some yogurt bites because the ceiling fan said so. Silly bugger.